doorsexual

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Being attracted to sticking your dick into the little hole that the the door thing goes into,in the door frame

Eric: "what's up mike" *humping door frame*
Mike: " uhhh what are you doing there"
Eric: "I'm a doorsexual" *humping intensifies*

doorsexual by GIngerBreadMan December 16, 2014

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Doorsexual

Being sexually attracted to doors

im no longer straight im doorsexual

Doorsexual by PennyNigga November 11, 2019

Related Words

doorsexual • Gay Doorsexual • Dooksexual • doomsexual • Domsexual • domosexual • dodosexual • dogsexual • DomiSexual • duosexual

Gay Doorsexual

When you want to have sexual relations with a door and throw it back on bath stall doors.

I don’t want to come out now but I’m Gay Doorsexual I just went into the bathrooms

Gay Doorsexual by Tepbow November 2, 2022

dogsexual

When you like to be fucked in the ass by a dog, or you fuck the dog in the ass

“Guys i’m dogsexual”
“BUDDY GET OVER HERE RN AND STAY AWAY FROM HIM”

dogsexual by ashleybauchhh October 19, 2021

dodosexual

dodosexual is like when you like a guy named dodo🤩🦤 with skinny criminal arms and soft hands from lotion and who takes pictures on Snapchat with devil’s filter

girl: my friend is a dodosexual
me: oh so she likes a skinny guy who watches gay porn?
girl: yass and his name is dodo

dodosexual by Mentosana April 18, 2021

Dooksexual

When you have a high attraction, often including sexual feelings, for The Babadook.

Charlie: Man, I just watched The Babadook for the first time, great movie but I think I have a crush on The Babadook now...

Greg: Dude, you might be dooksexual.

Dooksexual by bonersforbabadook June 7, 2017

Drosexual

- An attraction to The Dro from Deadstar Assembly in which you like him more than most others.

- When for example you're a guy and would only be, or go gay for The Dro, or if you're a woman who's a lesbian, but you wouldn't turn him down and/or would think about flipping if given the chance.

"Your Drosexual is showing..."
"Being Drosexual has no gender…you just gotta be breathing and have him as your type. He’s been making people question themselves for at least twenty years now!"

Drosexual by Anonymous Drosexual November 11, 2021

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026