door piss
when door shat wasn't quite enough revenge i took the liberty of starting a second part to door shat door piss
door piss by lostsoul11 February 4, 2004
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piss next door
When your having a sleepover at your friends house and his father uses the bathroom next to where you guys are, everyone goes silent and you witness the sound of your friends dad pissing for the next 30 seconds
“Everyone shut up, I hear my dad” (dad starts pissing) 5 seconds go by (you and your friends start laughing) “he just had a piss next door”
piss next door by Mownique October 1, 2023
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"You think that used car's more complicated than it is. I tell you it's a good deal, with no strings attached. The salesman's pissing with the door open!"
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