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doonfooker

When you stick your dick in a girls open wound and jizz all over her belly button. Afterwords, taking a straw and drinking the jizz out of her belly button.
Yo Fred! You up for some doonfooker tonight?
by Eric September 1, 2003
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dookfonker

A dookfonder is something that lays eggs inside ones anus. It feeds off the fluids in the inner rectum and nurtures the eggs until they hatch and proceed to completely take over the host. The host then becomes becomes deranged and has a sole intent of murdering pastries and eating the creamy carcass left behind. The host also becomes susceptable to menstrastion of the anus into which he/she injects massive amounts of maple syrup. It should also be noted that the behavior of the now dookfondered host can be likened to that of a douchy Ernest Borgnine lookalike.
noun: Dude while you were passed out Mike totally shoved a dookfonder up your ass. Sha.

adverb: You just got dookfondered bitch.
by Vinny April 27, 2004
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donfoolery

A type of foolery that encompasses that of mentally ill humor or funny occurrences
“Hey, you wanna engage in some Donfoolery”
“Nah mate, Can’t do that when I’m not mentally ill
“Oh, fuck i forgot about that
by SomeInternetPerson August 24, 2023
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FRENCH DOOHOOKER

A spineless coward who is scared of everything
Bob is such a french doohooker
by Kimbrough Taylor April 24, 2003
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