dookfonker 

A dookfonder is something that lays eggs inside ones anus. It feeds off the fluids in the inner rectum and nurtures the eggs until they hatch and proceed to completely take over the host. The host then becomes becomes deranged and has a sole intent of murdering pastries and eating the creamy carcass left behind. The host also becomes susceptable to menstrastion of the anus into which he/she injects massive amounts of maple syrup. It should also be noted that the behavior of the now dookfondered host can be likened to that of a douchy Ernest Borgnine lookalike.

noun: Dude while you were passed out Mike totally shoved a dookfonder up your ass. Sha.

adverb: You just got dookfondered bitch.

dookfonker by Vinny April 27, 2004

doonfooker 

When you stick your dick in a girls open wound and jizz all over her belly button. Afterwords, taking a straw and drinking the jizz out of her belly button.

Yo Fred! You up for some doonfooker tonight?

doonfooker by Eric September 1, 2003

donkfonker 

A person who enjoys fowl language, or the use of vulgar words such as cunt or cock. Also these people prefer using there last name rather then the first, because it is less pleasing.

Tom lives alone because he is such a donkfonker no one wants to live with him.

donkfonker by Anthony April 28, 2004