doomhole 

A secondary slot/hole above your original asshole. Sometimes collects dirt and other foreign items. Has been known to suck entire people in at one time. They are natural born defects that some people have. 1 in 1000 are born with them. If controlled and used properly, they can be more than just a useless little hole.

"Is that a second asshole?"
"ITS A FUCKING DOOMHOLE!"

doomhole by Blackpubix July 7, 2009

Doorhole 

N. Singular. The empty space where a door could be placed. Colloquially, the hole in which a door used to or ought to be.

The helicopter pilot said it's too hot, so he will ehud the doors off and we can enjoy spectating through the doorholes.

Doorhole by MustafaMustafa69 June 18, 2011

dormhole 

Combination of dorm and asshole. Quite simply, a college student who is a real asshole that lives with other people in a dorm. Most likely an immature underclassman, a dormhole demonstrates a noticeable lack of courtesy and personal hygiene.

I half-slept through an entire night before an exam listening to dormholes talk loudly in the hallways and slam their doors when going in and out of their rooms. Moreover, they got drunk, trashed the main lounge, and shit on floor.

dormhole by shoryuninja April 2, 2006

Doom Hole 

A situation that occurs during anal sex when the female or receiver farts, causing a suction effect on the male's penis that is near impossible to break. Has been known to be powerful enough to break a man's back: this is known as "Mega Doom Hole."

"Jeff did not become paralyzed during the war. He had actually broken his spine after a nasty doom hole with a bitch hooker."

Doom Hole by a_nother_survivor November 21, 2009

DOORHOLE 

A class of persons who are known for putting dings into car doors parked next to them.

the DoorHole has many subspecies, including but not limited to the following:

BlowHole - overweight persons who need maximum door opening without regard to others property
ChairHole - a mobility scooter person, unskilled at re-entry to their minivan.
ClassHole - envious of upmarket vehicles, these haters often execute a double doorhole maneuver outside Kohls
KeyHole - another malicious subspecies, often pedestrian, who uses external implements to damage your vehicle
PsycHole - no known reason for their anger. All Age, Race and Nationality spectrums subject to these outbursts

etc.....

A scene repeated daily across America, usually near a major retail mall...
A couple returns to their vehicle and notices a big DING in the drivers door

"Damn, girl, look at your ride, its fneffed"
"yeah, i got done again by a doorhole"

DOORHOLE by Boru May 4, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020