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Definitions by Boru

DOORHOLE 

A class of persons who are known for putting dings into car doors parked next to them.

the DoorHole has many subspecies, including but not limited to the following:

BlowHole - overweight persons who need maximum door opening without regard to others property
ChairHole - a mobility scooter person, unskilled at re-entry to their minivan.
ClassHole - envious of upmarket vehicles, these haters often execute a double doorhole maneuver outside Kohls
KeyHole - another malicious subspecies, often pedestrian, who uses external implements to damage your vehicle
PsycHole - no known reason for their anger. All Age, Race and Nationality spectrums subject to these outbursts

etc.....
A scene repeated daily across America, usually near a major retail mall...
A couple returns to their vehicle and notices a big DING in the drivers door

"Damn, girl, look at your ride, its fneffed"
"yeah, i got done again by a doorhole"
DOORHOLE by Boru May 4, 2021