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Doorhole

N. Singular. The empty space where a door could be placed. Colloquially, the hole in which a door used to or ought to be.
The helicopter pilot said it's too hot, so he will ehud the doors off and we can enjoy spectating through the doorholes.
by MustafaMustafa69 June 18, 2011
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DOORHOLE

A class of persons who are known for putting dings into car doors parked next to them.

the DoorHole has many subspecies, including but not limited to the following:

BlowHole - overweight persons who need maximum door opening without regard to others property
ChairHole - a mobility scooter person, unskilled at re-entry to their minivan.
ClassHole - envious of upmarket vehicles, these haters often execute a double doorhole maneuver outside Kohls
KeyHole - another malicious subspecies, often pedestrian, who uses external implements to damage your vehicle
PsycHole - no known reason for their anger. All Age, Race and Nationality spectrums subject to these outbursts

etc.....
A scene repeated daily across America, usually near a major retail mall...
A couple returns to their vehicle and notices a big DING in the drivers door

"Damn, girl, look at your ride, its fneffed"
"yeah, i got done again by a doorhole"
by Boru May 4, 2021
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A secondary slot/hole above your original asshole. Sometimes collects dirt and other foreign items. Has been known to suck entire people in at one time. They are natural born defects that some people have. 1 in 1000 are born with them. If controlled and used properly, they can be more than just a useless little hole.
"Is that a second asshole?"
"ITS A FUCKING DOOMHOLE!"
by Blackpubix July 7, 2009
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