dormhole 

Combination of dorm and asshole. Quite simply, a college student who is a real asshole that lives with other people in a dorm. Most likely an immature underclassman, a dormhole demonstrates a noticeable lack of courtesy and personal hygiene.

I half-slept through an entire night before an exam listening to dormholes talk loudly in the hallways and slam their doors when going in and out of their rooms. Moreover, they got drunk, trashed the main lounge, and shit on floor.

dormhole by shoryuninja April 2, 2006

doomhole 

A secondary slot/hole above your original asshole. Sometimes collects dirt and other foreign items. Has been known to suck entire people in at one time. They are natural born defects that some people have. 1 in 1000 are born with them. If controlled and used properly, they can be more than just a useless little hole.

"Is that a second asshole?"
"ITS A FUCKING DOOMHOLE!"

doomhole by Blackpubix July 7, 2009

Dorkhole 

Dorkhole: A Chick that Fucks Dudes that are into Star Wars and Cosplay shit. They thrive on consuming as much Dork Dick as possible. Sometimes they will dress up as Kylo Ren to fulfill the suitors fantasy.

Hey Booger! That Dorkhole dressed up like Kylo Ren totally let me touch her boobies in my mom’s basement.

Dorkhole by Air_Wolf February 9, 2018