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The smexiest person in the entire freaking world. Sharty bae if yoj are reading this i just wabt yiu to know that ilysm <3
Coolio_doolio.c0s is amazing and i would sell my soul for them
coolio_doolio.c0s by Mrs.piss March 15, 2021

Doolittlean 

1. Pertaining to blocking someone for using conflationary statements which lack decidability in operational context. 2. Pertaining to deflationary, low-context communication which contains complete specificity within the operational context of the statement
Your Doolittlean maneuvers preclude me from the magical conflation I want
Doolittlean by sandraxine July 27, 2017

dooligans 

There are three dooligans of shit in the toilet.
dooligans by Koos Koos January 10, 2007
What you call an adorable person who drools on his pillow when he falls asleep.

A Droolio is usually very lovable, attractive and charming and makes your day brighter.
You: "Hey, what is this wet spot on my pillow?"
Droolio: ...zzz.....
You: "Aww, Droolio!!"
Droolio by PamBeesly August 22, 2009
Doolios were a band that existed in 2014. They released their debut single '9 lives' in the UK. They were expected to be touring around North Korea in late 2014 but it was cancelled because it didn't fit Kim Jong Un's music taste. They are widely considered to be the greatest music group of all time.
"hey, shall we play some Minecraft?"
"no, I'd rather listen to doolios"
Doolios by makooger May 4, 2020

Doobious 

Doobious

To be dubious, thoughtful and unsure of how much marijuana to use when rolling a joint with another brothers weed.
1. Oh cheers for lettin me skin up for you, but i'm always a bit doobious of how much to put in when it's not my own.

Reply: it's no problem, make a baddy fatman that'll blow our knickers clean off.

2. I was a bit doobious of how much to use, so I made a pure Marley badman and didn't think twice about creasin ya ganj.

Reply: sound, ya bugger. let's get wrecked.
Doobious by Brazelephantman October 19, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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