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Hoolios Doolios 

Annoying dickheads use this to mean yes. Used especially to annoy extremely talented badminton players
D:Can you play on monday?
E: hoolios doolios
D: fucking answer the question..y or n
Hoolios Doolios by Masterbadminton October 18, 2017

dolliosis 

A rare sickdom for guys that are gay, and play with dolls.
Wow, Scotty has a severe case of dolliosis!
The Name Doolie is derived from a chick that easily gets on her knees it was invented by a local Northern Jersey celeb.

It has know become the name of the greatest high arch softball team in the history of the Ramsey High Arch Softball League. The Doolies are comprimised of 21 year olds residing from the Northern New Jersey area (especially Wyckoff, Indian Hills, Franklin Lakes and Fair Lawn). The Doolies are most well known for the atmosphere they bring to the most famous of Northern New Jersey softball leagues. They are in their 3rd season of play and will be dominating the league in no time.
WOW, did you see the lips on that Doolie?
Yeah, I'm sure that doolie would go down real easy.

Hey, did you happen to catch the score of the Doolie/Firehouse game?
Yea it was 35-5 DOOLIES of course
Doolies by The Doolie June 11, 2006
Sparse, pubescent facial hair, grown out in an attempt to fashion a genuine beard. Often sported by one who is oblivious to his lack of facial hair, or by a high school student eager to grow a full beard.
Josh: "Look at that guy, he thinks he can grow a beard?"
John: "I know man, someone tell him to shave off those doolies."
doolies by Kick Me January 7, 2009
Or Dooleys.
Disabled people within a college.

We reckon the doolies and sprogs are going to go to war with each other.
The doolies are up there
=
The disabled kids are up there
Doolies by LUCIE THE TOOL. December 29, 2007

dogliosia 

it's a rare disease, commonly found in dogs. Commonly treated with hot cheetos, snake venom and cancer. Symptoms are; bloody nose, pointy head, mountain climbing, eating stale bread, and farting. The cause is eating too much black licorice. Pronounced (dog - li - O - sis)
"my dog has dogliosia"
dogliosia by chickenbaby April 7, 2017
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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