doojie
"D for dreadnought, D for destiny, D for doojie that made a fool of me." (Holy Modal Rounders - 1964)
doojie by JunkHistorian April 23, 2006
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Glock dookie
A weapon made in cook county jail which is a whole bunch of nasty ass shit(piss shit cum spit and whatever else) in a bottle which is used to rob people
Glock dookie by Boogiedown April 11, 2022
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dookie water
An alcoholic beverage originated in Tucson, Arizona that consists of gin, grapefruit juice and saladitos (a Mexican candy).
dookie water by kno gud June 28, 2015
doonie demon
A member of the female sex that will have all LIMPS (Simps that take Ls) at their disposal. Pioneered by the Dojo sensei “Tykwondoe”
“Y’all already know what power level this doonie demon is on.”
“She be having the limps go crazy over some feet pics.”
“She be having the limps go crazy over some feet pics.”
doonie demon by Areliart November 8, 2021
doodie calls
noun: an expression one says when they have to take a shit. similar to when "duty calls" for a soldier or other person of action; when "doodie calls" time is of the essence
Marc: Where are you going? Ace Ventura is about to start
Taylor: Doodie calls- There's no time to waste!
After Van received word that his unit had been called into action he simply replied "Duty calls." Ironically he felt a nervous poo enter his bowels at that moment. "But doodie calls first", he continued, as he headed to the toilet.
Taylor: Doodie calls- There's no time to waste!
After Van received word that his unit had been called into action he simply replied "Duty calls." Ironically he felt a nervous poo enter his bowels at that moment. "But doodie calls first", he continued, as he headed to the toilet.
doodie calls by thebelgianbomber February 9, 2014
Colgate Dookie
To have a paste-like bowel movement. Much like Colgate toothpaste. Also, difficult to wipe away the messy aftermath. Prepare to use the whole roll.
Brad: Hey, Connor! Wanna come to Haley's party?
Connor: Sorry bro I can't. I'm stuck on the Shitter with a wicked case of Colgate Dookie!
Brad: That Chinese food tho...
Connor: Sorry bro I can't. I'm stuck on the Shitter with a wicked case of Colgate Dookie!
Brad: That Chinese food tho...
Colgate Dookie by King Votori August 24, 2014
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