doodspeak

n. using numbers and symbols to write in a different way.

|2 ''h3 3e$+ is a good example of doodspeak.

by Shot5times June 18, 2003

dogespeak

Speaking in the manner of the doge

"such wow"
"so statement"
"much accurate"
"such annoy"
"very experience"
"much dogespeak"

by elitedoge November 19, 2013

hoodspeak

An english dialect consisting of slang and grammatical abbreviations, often found in the hood; ebonics

"You can tell ol' babe from the westside, she got that hoodspeak"

by TinaMa April 22, 2008

Downspeak

The mutilation of the English language reminiscent of "lolcats", mostly exercising the reversal of plural and singular verbs, spelling basic words in a phonetic fashion, and generally speaking like an ESL student. Used in a fashion mostly by girls in order to sound "cute".

Girl - "u be sooo hottz. i is so gladz u fines me on hotornotzz. we gonna has funzz. i is cold nao. cum cuddel."

Boy (to self) - Ya know, I could have dealt with it up to the "cold nao" part. Fuckin' Downspeak.

by Tangential Hero June 19, 2010

DogSpeak

The act of constantly talking to your dog, knowing full well that he/she will likely not respond with much excitement unless you use terms that have been deeply embedded in their vocabulary since they were just a pup.

I asked that bitch to help me clean up, she just looked at me and looked away. I asked that bitch to get over here. She just looked at me and looked away. I said a phrase containing only words she recognizes, the bitch lost her mind for a moment.

A phrase like, "treat, walk, run, eat, go outside, stinky, stinkbomb, stinky baby, stay, sit, lay down, shake, say I love you, food, hungry, night night," is dogspeak that will lead to a moment of resentment from your dog because they will temporarily feel as bat shit crazy as you are and then want to go outside, without you.

by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015