The act of constantly talking to your
dog, knowing full
well that he/she will likely not respond with much excitement unless you use terms that have been deeply embedded in their vocabulary since they were just a
pup.
I asked that
bitch to help me clean up, she just looked at me and looked away. I asked that
bitch to get over here. She just looked at me and looked away. I said a phrase containing only words she recognizes, the
bitch lost her mind for a moment.
A phrase like, "treat, walk, run, eat, go outside, stinky, stinkbomb, stinky baby, stay, sit, lay down, shake, say I love you, food, hungry, night night," is dogspeak that will lead to a moment of resentment from your
dog because they will temporarily feel as bat shit crazy as you are and then want to go outside, without you.