The
act of constantly talking to your dog, knowing full
well that he/she
will likely not respond with much excitement unless you use terms that have been deeply embedded in their vocabulary since they were just a pup.
I asked that bitch to help me clean up, she just looked at me and looked away. I asked that bitch to get over here. She just looked at me and looked away. I said a phrase containing only words she recognizes, the bitch lost her mind for a moment.
A phrase like, "treat, walk, run, eat, go outside,
stinky, stinkbomb, stinky
baby, stay, sit, lay down, shake, say I love you, food, hungry, night night," is dogspeak that
will lead to a moment of resentment from your dog because they
will temporarily feel as bat shit crazy as you are and then want to go outside, without you.