Downspeak

The mutilation of the English language reminiscent of "lolcats", mostly exercising the reversal of plural and singular verbs, spelling basic words in a phonetic fashion, and generally speaking like an ESL student. Used in a fashion mostly by girls in order to sound "cute".

Girl - "u be sooo hottz. i is so gladz u fines me on hotornotzz. we gonna has funzz. i is cold nao. cum cuddel."

Boy (to self) - Ya know, I could have dealt with it up to the "cold nao" part. Fuckin' Downspeak.

Downspeak by Tangential Hero June 19, 2010

dogespeak 

Speaking in the manner of the doge

"such wow"
"so statement"
"much accurate"
"such annoy"
"very experience"
"much dogespeak"

dogespeak by elitedoge November 19, 2013

downspec 

To change the specifications to a lower quality on a product to make it less expensive.

I can't believe they lowered the price on this guitar, oh crap they just downspec'd it. These are generic pickups, and crappy hardware.

downspec by Furhelsakes June 9, 2009

Downpeace 

A gesture signifying your dislike for someone or their actions; similiar to a "thumbs down" or Not!.

The gesture is performed by first displaying the victim the peace sign, but then flipping it forward and down, thus inverting it.

This gesture is typically accompanied by the mimicked sound of flattulence, created using the tongue (also known as a "raspberry").

Often used on people associated with the "hippie" subculture as a form of ridicule.

"That dreadlocked fool sucks at skating. I gave him a downpeace after cheering for his lame trick."

Downpeace by Jake Forrest April 28, 2008

Downsplaining 

The universal term for “mansplaining”. It can be applied to anyone who is condescendingly explaining something to someone e.g. whitewashing, middle class ignoring lower class, Heteronormativity.

Alex was caught downsplaining; he told a mechanical engineering graduate about the manufacturing process in Toyota.

Downsplaining by Lavynia December 18, 2017

doodspeak

n. using numbers and symbols to write in a different way.

|2 ''h3 3e$+ is a good example of doodspeak.

doodspeak by Shot5times June 18, 2003

DogSpeak 

The act of constantly talking to your dog, knowing full well that he/she will likely not respond with much excitement unless you use terms that have been deeply embedded in their vocabulary since they were just a pup.

I asked that bitch to help me clean up, she just looked at me and looked away. I asked that bitch to get over here. She just looked at me and looked away. I said a phrase containing only words she recognizes, the bitch lost her mind for a moment.

A phrase like, "treat, walk, run, eat, go outside, stinky, stinkbomb, stinky baby, stay, sit, lay down, shake, say I love you, food, hungry, night night," is dogspeak that will lead to a moment of resentment from your dog because they will temporarily feel as bat shit crazy as you are and then want to go outside, without you.

DogSpeak by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015