DogSpeak
The act of constantly talking to your dog, knowing full well that he/she will likely not respond with much excitement unless you use terms that have been deeply embedded in their vocabulary since they were just a pup.
I asked that bitch to help me clean up, she just looked at me and looked away. I asked that bitch to get over here. She just looked at me and looked away. I said a phrase containing only words she recognizes, the bitch lost her mind for a moment.
A phrase like, "treat, walk, run, eat, go outside, stinky, stinkbomb, stinky baby, stay, sit, lay down, shake, say I love you, food, hungry, night night," is dogspeak that will lead to a moment of resentment from your dog because they will temporarily feel as bat shit crazy as you are and then want to go outside, without you.
A phrase like, "treat, walk, run, eat, go outside, stinky, stinkbomb, stinky baby, stay, sit, lay down, shake, say I love you, food, hungry, night night," is dogspeak that will lead to a moment of resentment from your dog because they will temporarily feel as bat shit crazy as you are and then want to go outside, without you.
DogSpeak by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015
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