DogSpeak 

The act of constantly talking to your dog, knowing full well that he/she will likely not respond with much excitement unless you use terms that have been deeply embedded in their vocabulary since they were just a pup.

I asked that bitch to help me clean up, she just looked at me and looked away. I asked that bitch to get over here. She just looked at me and looked away. I said a phrase containing only words she recognizes, the bitch lost her mind for a moment.

A phrase like, "treat, walk, run, eat, go outside, stinky, stinkbomb, stinky baby, stay, sit, lay down, shake, say I love you, food, hungry, night night," is dogspeak that will lead to a moment of resentment from your dog because they will temporarily feel as bat shit crazy as you are and then want to go outside, without you.

DogSpeak by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015

dogespeak 

Speaking in the manner of the doge

"such wow"
"so statement"
"much accurate"
"such annoy"
"very experience"
"much dogespeak"

dogespeak by elitedoge November 19, 2013

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008