A bright, though sometimes credulous, insightful girl who subconsciously draws on Starbucks property and then denies it. She is very well-read and articulate. Her constant, subtle references to Jesus are at times comical, but nonetheless worthy of respect as her intelligence far surpasses that of most of her faith.
Doodleface was on the verge of hostility when I failed to return her C.S. Lewis book on account of the fact that she hates late fees.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).