"Hey , Kora, who ate all the fried chicken? The entire bucket is gone and I cant find my shoes anywhere! I have one of every sock and someone's been chewing all of the mail!"
"It wasnt me, Mom. It must have been the doober dee doo."
Man: Dude i watched a good episode of Scooby Doo last night!
Other Man: Rad! Did you jerk off later? i would've!
Man: fuck yeah i did dude! I love me some Scoobert- Doobert Doo!
Other Man: Scoobert-Doobert Doo!