Donkey Balled

When, in an attempt to do something witty, you accidently cause yourself a large degree of problems.

Bryan: "That was a pretty funny file name for that picture, eh? 'The Prof Sucks Donkey Balls'!"
Josh: "Did you rename it before you sent it?
Bryan: "..."
Josh: "DONKEY BALLED!"

by Philippe Castonguay November 18, 2005

Donkey Balled

When your automobile gets damaged like on a car crash and you don’t want to explain what happend.

Friend: Bro what happend to your car?
Oh, it got donkey balled
Friend: Wym donkey balled
Donkey balled

by Mike_Ox June 7, 2022

donkey balls

An expression of discontent, usually used to describe on what said object of discontent sucks.

Kristy, that Dukes of Hazard movie does in fact suck donkey balls!

by Adhamh July 15, 2005

donkey balls

Term used to show dislike for something so intense, you would rather be slurping sweaty, hairy, smelly donkey balls. Generally preceded by the word "suck."

Popularized by Eric Cartman on South Park.

1. Dude, flaming homosexuals suck donkey balls!

by cootercanoodler June 27, 2010

donkey balls

1. nickname for the guy that has ginormous testicles- and everybody knows it. Some will even claim them to be the size of grapefruits.

Damn Donkey Balls your nuts look like a acouple of tennis balls hanging in a pair of panty-hose, them shits is swoll!

by Jacob Wallace August 16, 2005

donkey balls

what it looks like when a naked guy bends over and you can see his balls hanging all low and heavy from behind.

Brad in the shower after the big game: Oh, don't look now, but Johnson's stooping over to pick up the soap!
.....
Rutledge also in the shower after the big game: Donkey balls! Donkey balls! Johnson't got some donkey balls!
....
Johnson, realizing he's the butt of a joke again and quickly standing erect: Come on guys, leave me and my saggy sack alone.

by Stephanie Ellis September 11, 2005

Donkey balls

The guy version of a cameltoe when your balls show

Wow finn has donkey balls

by Tommy Kuppinen March 13, 2020