dongfuck
dongfuck by tyler and andy May 18, 2008
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donfuckery
A play on "Tomfoolery" replacing "Tom" with "Don" from Donald Trump and "foolery" with "fuckery" as defined by Urban Dictionary.
I'm tired of all this donfuckery; just be reasonable.
Stop your donfuckery.
Bob and Mary were involved in some serious donfuckery.
Stop your donfuckery.
Bob and Mary were involved in some serious donfuckery.
donfuckery by WTFGuy2020 November 3, 2020
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Dogfuckitis
noun:
1) A condition were one feels the urge to have sex with a dog due to sick perversions or desperation
2) can be used to explain a "why" question that would have a drawn out or less funny answer than "because you have dogfuckitis", similar to because you touch yourself at night
Adj
1) Used to describe anything similar or related to dogfuckitis, most often smell
Dogfuckitis is a general slang term that can be applied to anything as long as it fits.
1) A condition were one feels the urge to have sex with a dog due to sick perversions or desperation
2) can be used to explain a "why" question that would have a drawn out or less funny answer than "because you have dogfuckitis", similar to because you touch yourself at night
Adj
1) Used to describe anything similar or related to dogfuckitis, most often smell
Dogfuckitis is a general slang term that can be applied to anything as long as it fits.
1) Joe: *walks into Dan's room* "Dude, it smells like
dogfuckitis in here."
Dan: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get
the fuck out!"
2)Bob has a serious case of dogfuckitis, I walked in on him
and a Labrador...
3) Why is there sadness in the world?
Because you have dogfuckitis...
dogfuckitis in here."
Dan: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get
the fuck out!"
2)Bob has a serious case of dogfuckitis, I walked in on him
and a Labrador...
3) Why is there sadness in the world?
Because you have dogfuckitis...
Dogfuckitis by dancesinblood1 October 18, 2011
Dogfucker
A stupid lazy son-of-a-bitch who sits around doing jack-shit all day, and mooch's weed off you like a motherfucker.
Dogfucker by OH MA GURD February 28, 2010
Dogfucked
Dogfucked by jimmyholiday December 5, 2010
dogfucking
Wasting time, lazing around, procrastinating. When you're supposed to be somewhere, and you're late, you're dogfucking.
Note this definition has nothing to do with actually having sex with canines.
Note this definition has nothing to do with actually having sex with canines.
dogfucking by Turbonator November 22, 2005
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