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dondelinger 

A playful term for 'penis', often used in a playful manner when a friend makes a silly comment. Taken from Principal Dondelinger from The Simpsons.
Person 1: "When does the 24-hour shop close?"
Person 2: "Oh my God, you're such a dondelinger!"
dondelinger by RichF July 19, 2007

dongslinger 

males that are sluts
what a dongslinger thats his 4th chick today!
dongslinger by nilervr May 31, 2010

dondalinger 

a person with a well below average IQ.
George Bush can't give a speech without fucking it up. Most of the time it sounds like he has 50 kids with down sydrome writing for him. What a dondalinger.
dondalinger by crackspoon March 10, 2009

Dondelinger 

I slapped her ass cheek with my dondelinger after I came on her back
Dondelinger by DoM-P November 26, 2006

dondalinger fiesta 

Every time Sean has a party, It turns into a huge Dondalinger Fiesta, I wonder why?

Dondalinger 

The state of a popped O-Ring.
That Dilljoy missed my grundle and gave me one wicked Dondalinger.
Dondalinger by Wackin in the shack February 21, 2003
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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