1. Completely trashed. Either high or drunk to the point where one's body cannot tolerate anymore.
2. A situation in which the individual is completely fucked beyond all belief.
(A) Did you seeTom at the party last night?
(B) Yeah he was donesauce.
(A) Man I havent studied for my final exam. I'm donesauce.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.