don eagle

To cut your hair short but your mom has a delusional episode and thinks your bald.

OMG! The barber cut your hair too short and gave you a Don Eagle!

by Tommydesigns October 22, 2017

If you can't soar with the Eagles, don't fly with the flock

If you can't soar with the Eagles, don't fly with the flock

The complete opposite of if you can't beat them, join them
It means if you can't be the best then you may as well be nothing at all.

person 1: I gave into peer pressure last night and tried crystal math
person 2: If you can't soar with the Eagles, don't fly with the flock
person 1: oh.

by Mikeylovescake June 2, 2013