don’t smoke

don’t run away

we bout to pull up, don’t smoke

don’t smoke by goonking67 May 8, 2026

You don’t want no smoke 

1. Not wanting a problem
2. Can be used as “giving them smoke,” as in kicking someone’s ass in a sport, i.e. basketball

P1: *angrily* Dog you finna get fucked up?
P2: You don’t want no smoke from me, dog

You don’t want no smoke by fuckin shmirs November 3, 2017

Don't taste the honey before you smoke the bees. 

1. You don't do something important before preparing the right way.

2. Don't do something dumb without thinking about it.

Guy 1 "Damn, I just cut my hand while sawing."
Guy 2 "Really? How?"
Guy 1"I mean I wasn't really wearing gloves."
Guy 2 "Don't taste the honey before you smoke the bees."

Don't taste the honey before you smoke the bees. by cherryovervanilla May 24, 2021

dont smoke mate 

Use this phrase to detour an oncoming question from someone insignificant e.g homeless person or annoying bellend.

Best time to use when walking! You can sense an oncoming encounter let them approach as soon as there mouth opens say i don’t smoke mate !

This leaves them feeling confused and upset

stranger "hi can you tell me..." (cut off point)

you "dont smoke mate"

Stranger "uhh"

"slap" the sound of you and your friend high fiving each other because you just i don’t smoked your first victim!

dont smoke mate by train spottings gay December 7, 2011

dont start the fire unless you want the smoke

a casual phrase or invitation for someone who wants to fight. Usually said by 7th graders trying to fight 8th graders and sound tough but their not. Can be used when the winning person of the fight says it to the loser as their in the fetal position on the ground crying.

Logan: "on the ground crying after the got whooped"

Aiden: Yeah n*gga, dont start the fire unless you want the smoke

dont start the fire unless you want the smoke by fu*kN*gga August 30, 2022

dontsmokek2 

The GOAT of anime/ manga recommendations! 🐐

Person 1: “You should read this manga”
Person 2: “Oh that’s the one dontsmokek2 & brownboy.likeanime recommended”

dontsmokek2 by Gxten July 27, 2021

dont know what you been smoking 

Simply means you do not know were one is coming from in the way they are thinking

Tracey: You been gon awhile, you been cheating aint you!?
Trix: No! what are you talking about, dont know what you been smoking but your wrong.

dont know what you been smoking by smoking crazy fool May 23, 2016