don’t smoke
don’t smoke by goonking67 May 8, 2026
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You don’t want no smoke
1. Not wanting a problem
2. Can be used as “giving them smoke,” as in kicking someone’s ass in a sport, i.e. basketball
2. Can be used as “giving them smoke,” as in kicking someone’s ass in a sport, i.e. basketball
You don’t want no smoke by fuckin shmirs November 3, 2017
Don't taste the honey before you smoke the bees.
1. You don't do something important before preparing the right way.
2. Don't do something dumb without thinking about it.
2. Don't do something dumb without thinking about it.
dont smoke mate
Use this phrase to detour an oncoming question from someone insignificant e.g homeless person or annoying bellend.
Best time to use when walking! You can sense an oncoming encounter let them approach as soon as there mouth opens say i don’t smoke mate !
This leaves them feeling confused and upset
Best time to use when walking! You can sense an oncoming encounter let them approach as soon as there mouth opens say i don’t smoke mate !
This leaves them feeling confused and upset
stranger "hi can you tell me..." (cut off point)
you "dont smoke mate"
Stranger "uhh"
"slap" the sound of you and your friend high fiving each other because you just i don’t smoked your first victim!
you "dont smoke mate"
Stranger "uhh"
"slap" the sound of you and your friend high fiving each other because you just i don’t smoked your first victim!
dont smoke mate by train spottings gay December 7, 2011
dont start the fire unless you want the smoke
a casual phrase or invitation for someone who wants to fight. Usually said by 7th graders trying to fight 8th graders and sound tough but their not. Can be used when the winning person of the fight says it to the loser as their in the fetal position on the ground crying.
Logan: "on the ground crying after the got whooped"
Aiden: Yeah n*gga, dont start the fire unless you want the smoke
Aiden: Yeah n*gga, dont start the fire unless you want the smoke
dont start the fire unless you want the smoke by fu*kN*gga August 30, 2022
dont know what you been smoking
Tracey: You been gon awhile, you been cheating aint you!?
Trix: No! what are you talking about, dont know what you been smoking but your wrong.
Trix: No! what are you talking about, dont know what you been smoking but your wrong.
dont know what you been smoking by smoking crazy fool May 23, 2016