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Dolphin fucking 

When you use only one foot and one hand while using an elliptical.
Dude1: I think that guys using the elliptical wrong.

Dude2: no man, he’s just dolphin fucking

Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cunt 

1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.

2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.
this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch