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High dollar piss

Go grab some high dollar piss at the chevron.
High dollar piss by Wade, MD. September 21, 2023

five dollar piss

A five dollar piss is that piss you take when you've been holding it for a longgggggggggggg time. Usually after over 3 beers. It is a piss that felt as good as finding $5 on the ground. In other words, the pleasure you get from finally letting it go would be worth $5 if you could somehow pay someone for a similar sensation.

Generally had when there isn't a good place to pee in public, and you have to wait until you are in a bathroom or approach a wooded area.

Coincides with saying "arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhh" when you finally do get to urinate.
Damn dude, I've had to piss since we started walking across this huge parking lot. I'ma go take a five dollar piss.

The line for the bathroom was so long, I ended up taking a five dollar piss when I finally got to the bathroom.
five dollar piss by RasJephizzle October 24, 2011

piss dollar 

A dollar bill that is intentionally thrown in a urinal in a public bathroom or port-a-potty, with the understanding that some poor bastard will pick it up at some point throughout the night. Bets between friends are usually placed on how long it will take to disappear.
Damn Joe I saw you buy a beer with some wet money, did you break down and grab that piss dollar that I threw in the pisser?
piss dollar by BlackDan February 17, 2014

Pissing in a dollar general 

A saying indicating that you feel really powerful or bad ass.
Imagine taking a piss in the aisle of a dollar general, while making relentless eye contact with the cashier - pretty powerful.
I finally gave my misogynistic coworker a piece of my mind today. I feel like I'm pissing in a dollar general.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026