Doldo

A extinct species of bird, rumoured to have 9 penises and a lazy eye. The specie's population peaked around 1993, the chinese year of the Gobdaines. It is said that on one occasion a lone Norwegian tourist in Greymouth was scornfully rediculed after stepping on a wounded Doldo's scrotum. Fossilized remains of these ancient sexual creatures can be found at the stoke memorial hall and Palmerston North rugby museum.

"Herp Derp" cried the Doldo.

"The thing that strikes me most
is the size of the doldo" - anonymous

Doldo by Penismaster18 December 6, 2010

Doldo

-A doldo is a sex toy used by men that is specifically not a flesh light or an onahole.

-A sex doll.

A girl uses a dildo a guy uses a doldo.

Doldo by piratebootyman May 15, 2018

Doldo

The male equivalent of a Dildo, may come in the form of a flashlight or sex doll

"i used my new Doldo last night bro, best $20 i ever spent"

Doldo by TheAussieGrubb September 7, 2018

Doldo

N. Someone who makes bot internet accounts and uses them to gain money and notoriety. No one likes this person.
V. To be a Doldo.
Adj. To be of the Doldo variety.

"I heard Albert's a Doldo. Fuck that guy."
"I was strapped for cash, so I decided to doldo myself out of the situation."

Doldo by Jeremy Nuttington March 28, 2014

Dildo and doldo enterprises 

A company that makes dildos and doldos. Invented during 20 questions

The stocks for dildo and doldo enterprises are doing insane

Dildo and doldo enterprises by Potato Nuggets64 March 20, 2021

Dildo Stick 

When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.

When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.

James was so so horny, but was tired of jerking off and wanted some non-gay anal, so he went outside to gather the perfect dildo stick. Turns out, sanitizer burns your ass.

Dildo Stick by WhoDatFreshBoi July 16, 2018

Dinosaur Dildo

A dildo, however 10 feet long and 5 feet wide. 100% certain to stretch your pussy to new limits.

“Yo my pussy is too tight. How can I stretch it out?”
“Ayyy what I used was a dinosaur dildo, and now mines so loose that you can stick your head in it!”

Dinosaur Dildo by Sammywammypurplescammy February 21, 2020