doij

a doij is a bloke who cares more about weasling birds than he does going out and havin a laugh with his mates. the worst sort of sellout

A doij has: a stupid haircut, wears stupid fashion clothes eg abercrombie and drinks wine etc

Weggers doij

common mispellings (derg, derj, dorj)

by gash April 10, 2006

Doijing

The act of eschewing spending time with ones mates in order to spend time with ones girlfriend.

e.g "Mate, wanna go out for a few drinks this evening?"

"Sorry mate, i can't 'cause i'm doijing."

by Kamikaze90Watermelon March 30, 2009

Doijing

The performance of typographical errors which no one really cares about. Especially in chat windows.

"You should be smiling too! Always interested in more work! It's a great excuse not to do housework!"

"Im the other way round. I do housework to avoid doijing work"

by monkey's day out May 16, 2010

doijing

noun.

The undeliberate and carefree result of carefree typing where the word produced could be interpreted more than one way, each of which carries the authors sentiment.

"I don't drink - Oh and I'm down to 11 stone!"

"At all! good jod!"

(the doijing here is jod i.e. job or god, I don't care, either interpretation is fine)

by Monkey's Day Out May 16, 2010