dogsturbation

When a male dog licks his package until the red rocket appears, with or without ejaculation.

Oh no, Fido, not here! No dogsturbation in front of the mother in law! In your cage NOW.

by erlftex January 8, 2011

disturbation

The act of disturbing someone to the point where you might as well be doing what the word sounds like in front of them.

Poor Scott. We must have scared him away with our ways of disturbation.

by Anderem August 4, 2007

Disturbation

Being disturbed , rattled, shook or disgusted about something to a strong point

Wow that gif radiated some massive disturbation there

by TeacakeSloth November 22, 2019

Disturbation

The noun used to describe the amount of disturbance there is in a given situation.

Our house by the football pitch has high disturbation levels.

by Entry101 December 10, 2022

Disturbation

Disturbing masturbation, such as wrapping one's own phallus in sandpaper and rubbing vigorously.

The woman's unsightly act of disturbationing (not disturbating, a common mistake) with a broomstick handle that had razor blades duct-taped to it, was certainly vomitously arousing.

by FouyA August 13, 2003