dogsturbation 

When a male dog licks his package until the red rocket appears, with or without ejaculation.

Oh no, Fido, not here! No dogsturbation in front of the mother in law! In your cage NOW.

dogsturbation by erlftex January 8, 2011

disturbation 

The act of disturbing someone to the point where you might as well be doing what the word sounds like in front of them.

Poor Scott. We must have scared him away with our ways of disturbation.

disturbation by Anderem August 4, 2007

Disturbation 

Being disturbed , rattled, shook or disgusted about something to a strong point

Wow that gif radiated some massive disturbation there

Disturbation by TeacakeSloth November 22, 2019

Disturbation 

The noun used to describe the amount of disturbance there is in a given situation.

Our house by the football pitch has high disturbation levels.

Disturbation by Entry101 December 10, 2022

Disturbation 

Disturbing masturbation, such as wrapping one's own phallus in sandpaper and rubbing vigorously.

The woman's unsightly act of disturbationing (not disturbating, a common mistake) with a broomstick handle that had razor blades duct-taped to it, was certainly vomitously arousing.

Disturbation by FouyA August 13, 2003

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022