dog sit 

Not to be confused with dogshit; dogsit refers to how canines and generally dog-like animals sit upright with their penis and, if not neutered, testicles exposed to whomever may view the pup sitting in the position

Person 1: Yo, your dog is dog sitting.
Person 2: Oh yeah, ha.
Person 1: Dog sit, lol

dog sit by JackAttack1U November 15, 2024

make that dog sit 

1) expression used by men that states they can control their horniness.

1) Tommy was able to make that dog sit and told that bitch he do her up good tomorrow.

2) Sarge was unable to make that little doggie sit and lost his puppy chow all over her belly.

make that dog sit by Mr. Doobie May 9, 2008

dog sitting 

the skill of either
1. sitting on a canine for the pure enjoyment of it.
2. looking after a dog

kat: hey wanna come to this totally rad party tomorrow.
jo: sorry i have to go dog sitting for my nana's pomeranian, shes a bitch

dog sitting by woodstock8 May 23, 2009

dog sitter 

A person or people who look after dogs in their free time. Just like a babysitter but with dogs. This person is usually addicted to dogs and will approach a dog in any situation.

Angus: hey look theirs a dog

Nathan: (runs over and starts stroking the dog) ohhhh yeeeeesssss

Angus: hey, can anyone look after my dog for a bit

Nathan: oh yes ! Me I'll do it, I'm a dog sitter

dog sitter by Simon pidgley June 30, 2016

French Dogsitting 

When you’re watching somebody else’s dog and you suddenly get the sexual desire to lather up your dick in peanut butter and proceed to stuff doggy biscuits in your ass in hopes of the dog giving you some free ass eatin’ that wouldent be available anywhere else.

Me and Nancy’s dogs got down and dirty with some French dogsitting since the cable was out.

French Dogsitting by TheGayCabinet June 21, 2018