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Rat Dog
Any animal of the Canine species that fits into a standard sized microwave.
Yapping, whining, biting ankles, and fitting into small purses are common amongst these animals.
Yapping, whining, biting ankles, and fitting into small purses are common amongst these animals.
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rat dog
A very small dog, usually less than 10 or 15 pounds, usually short-haired but not always. Usually not of much practical use as a watchdog or protector, but kept mainly as a companion by little old ladies, gay men who don't like cats, and Paris Hilton. Includes such breeds as the Chihuahua, the Miniature Pinscher, the Rat Terrier and other similarly sized breeds.
"That rat dog is 3 years old and he isn't housebroken YET?"
"I swear, if that rat dog tries to bite me again, I'll stuff him in a sock and hang him up as cat bait!"
"I swear, if that rat dog tries to bite me again, I'll stuff him in a sock and hang him up as cat bait!"
rat dog by For Whom the Bell Trolls June 15, 2006
Rat Dog
n. hot frankfurter (of unknown origin), wrapped in bacon, eaten in a long roll with grilled onions and peppers at 2:00am after the club.
The profiteers of these rather disgusting snacks set up outside of Los Angeles clubs, waiting for drunk patrons. They are notorious for cheating wasted customers of their change.
The profiteers of these rather disgusting snacks set up outside of Los Angeles clubs, waiting for drunk patrons. They are notorious for cheating wasted customers of their change.
Rat Dog by AA Factory June 24, 2005
You rat dog cunt
You rat dog cunt by Richardhotones November 12, 2020
fat smelly rat dog
A fat smelly rat dog is a small dog that’s fat, They are usually under 35 pounds and look like a rat. they also smell bad like really bad.
fat smelly rat dog by luna tuna September 21, 2020
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