dog malt 

a dog malt is the creme that runs down a dogs leg during sex

Yesterday i saw my dogs having sex, and they had dog malt running down there legs.

dog malt by nasty b@stard October 6, 2009

salt malt and a chili dog

When a man is giving anal sex, he will then pull out quickly before he cums and makes his partner suck and swallow his gift of love.

That girl won't return my calls. Maybe it's because I made her eat my "salt malt and a chili dog" the last time we hooked up.

salt malt and a chili dog by Smelly_Finger December 5, 2015

maltese dog

A small, incredibly yappy dog worthy of nothing less than a sharp boot to it's scrunched-up face, luckily sending the little bundle of white matted hair flying incredibly far in a parabolic fashion. Hopefully, a mulcher will be comically positioned at the falling point with the feeding-tube pointing up. It must also be switched on. Thereafter, observe peaceful silence. The maltese dog is an unnatural deviation and is an affront to the Gods.

Person1: what's that bitchy high pitched yapping?

Person2: That'd be the little bitchyap next door - it's a maltese dog

maltese dog by Maximilian XV April 6, 2007