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Dog house 

A boyfriend being in the centre of the looney bin being taunted and buttons pushed
Hi I’m David slade and I’m in the dog house
Dog house by Looney1 March 3, 2021

Dog House 

The uneducated population typically uses the term “shoe”.
Paige, make sure to keep those bad boys in the dog house.
Dog House by Jabron Lames July 27, 2022

Hot Dog House 

a soft, cozy and slightly warm place where a hot dog lays during his final few minutes.
The death bed of my hot dog is in a hot dog house.

Shrodingers Dog House

When you are simultaneously in the dog house and not in the doghouse.

Opening the front door to be confronted by your partner will end the state of quantum superposition and reality collapses into one possibility or the other.
If we stay out for another beer we engage Shrodingers Dog House..
Shrodingers Dog House by fatmandy January 25, 2019

Dog around the house

Someone who is messy, loud, obnoxious, overbearing, or in some other way bothersome while being intrusive of your personal space. Commonly a roommate you really wish you didn’t have to live, or a friend or a relative who is at your house so often that they start to cramp your style.
Simon is a real dog around the house. He doesn't work, he drinks too much, and he keeps me up to all hours of the night with that noise he calls music.

Dog In The Meat-house

Basically saying that you have you undies, thong, boxers, etc., stuck in the crack of your ass!
"you got a dog in the meat-house"
Dog In The Meat-house by Chyna_22 August 16, 2019
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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