tench

A person so muscular that they appear tense and are physically unable to look relaxed.
An extension of hench, when you surpass hence, you become tench.

Check that guy, he's well tench.
Chill the workouts dude, you are looking well tench.

by fatmandy July 24, 2018

Shrodingers Dog House

When you are simultaneously in the dog house and not in the doghouse.

Opening the front door to be confronted by your partner will end the state of quantum superposition and reality collapses into one possibility or the other.

If we stay out for another beer we engage Shrodingers Dog House..

by fatmandy January 26, 2019