dodoed 

To be ridiculed , chastised, badgered, or reprimanded in a Chihuahua like way.

Didoed: I went into work today and got dodoed by my boss for forgetting to lock the doors before I went home.

Dodoing: I’m going to get a dodoing today for forgetting to lock the doors last night.

dodoed by Chef Niloc March 8, 2019

Dodged a Bullet 

When you come close to dating a person but for whatever reason it falls through, and then later find out that person is batshit crazy, you've dodged a bullet.

I heard Kara nailed Oliver's pet snake to his door after she found a text from another girl on his phone. Guess I dodged a bullet there.

Dodged a Bullet by DoubleDDucky June 29, 2016

tatt-dooed 

To have one, or many tattooes; to have one's body done up in tatts

A person is unofficially "tatt-dooed" the moment they get their first tattoo, regardlesx of the size or location.

tatt-dooed by talk2me-JCH2 August 24, 2022

dodged that bullet

If someone has dodged a bullet, they have successfully avoided a very serious problem.

Oh my lord! I just found out that my ex just had his second illegitimate baby. Dodged that bullet!

dodged that bullet by Wishon March 30, 2010

Matt Dodged

(adj) Derived from the terrible New York Giants Punter Matt Dodge.
(1). To royally screw up

There is no way im getting that job, i totally Matt Dodged the interview.

Matt Dodged by NYG4life February 21, 2011

Dodged a Bullet 

When you end a relationship with someone whom you didn't knock up.

I dodged a bullet by not knocking up my ex.

Dodged a Bullet by shyguy88 October 30, 2022

Dodododododo 

A song you know the tune to but not the words.

K: (typing on Google) what is the song do do do do do do do?
J: no one will know what Dodododododo is on Google, there is no tune....

Dodododododo by EvieDaPotato June 22, 2016