dodelash 

verb: to slap someone in the face with your semi-erect penis.

Usually happens at drunken house parties to the first guy that falls asleep. Also can be used as a humiliating tactic on a beligerant ho.

"Bitch, if you don't shut your mouth I'm going to dodelash you until it's swollen closed!"

dodelash by I'm a girl...really. January 25, 2004

dode lash 

To dode lash is to slap, or lash a person across the face with a penis. This may be preformed as a finishing move to oral sex, or to compliment a tea bagging. A good dode lashing is also commonly referred to as turkeyslapping.

" Boy, is she hot! I would love to dode lash her after class!"

dode lash by kingofBG September 19, 2009

dodecashiznicity

It's like shiznicity, but bloody hell, a whole lot more.

I beat the shiznicity out of Ian playing Tetris, but I got dodecashiznicity when we rock out 99 Dead Baboons for an hour, yo.

dodecashiznicity by Amy March 15, 2004

Dodecashot morning 

A particularly difficult morning requiring the consumption of twelve shots of espresso or the equivalent amount of caffeine to fully wake up.
Particularly useful for individuals who have developed an extremely high tolerance to caffeine.

I'm having another dodecashot morning.

Dodecashot morning by Ender3030 December 5, 2016