doctor-lawyer

1. In the Alex Nagy Dictionary, a doctor-lawyer refers to the occupation which every non-drug addict in the world should aspire to have. Should be pronounced as a single word.

2. The job that Andrew is one day going to have... whether he likes it or not.

Nagy: "You gonna be a doctor-lawyer, son?"
Andrew: "Actually, I was considering going into the adult film industry."
Nagy: "Noooooo, sonnnnnn, nooooo!"

doctor-lawyer by FiggyTheFinger October 8, 2005

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Doctors, Lawyers and Indian Chefs

The highest and mightiest of the professional elite... Comes along with all the money, status, and an all you can eat buffet of blonde pussy and of course curry and freshly baked naan

The charity event was filled to the brim with Doctors, Lawyers and Indian Chefs. All the hot babes outside were wet just looking

Doctors, Lawyers and Indian Chefs by D Flawless March 29, 2020

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Doctors, Lawyers, or Indian Chiefs

A phrase used to describe a group of successful minorities.

The asian people become Doctors, Lawyers, or Indian Chiefs.

Doctors, Lawyers, or Indian Chiefs by kingseattle August 18, 2010

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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