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Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock 

A phrase that you say when someone is about to "DO IT."
"Dude, I'm gonna nail that chick later."

"Oh damn. Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock!"

"I'll make sure of it dog!"

fish on a dock 

A flip-flopper. Someone who repeatedly reverses their opinion about something.
What?! Jon told me that he *didn't* want us to fire Clark. And then he told you to fire him?! What a fish on a dock.
fish on a dock by redsquirrel53 July 25, 2015

Stilton on the Dock of the Bun Burger 

A Bob's Burgers Burger of the Day
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Stilton on the Dock of the Bun Burger, you should try it!"

On the Dock

To be excluded from a group of people who are seemingly enjoying themselves. The opposite feeling of "on the yacht."
example 1:
Steve- "Where is mike? I thought he was coming to this club?"

James- "They wouldn't let him in... I guess he is on the dock now."

example 2:
"Everyone is talking about Stephanie's party last night... i was not invited. I'm totally on the dock right now."
On the Dock by Reilly Bodycomb February 17, 2009

one foot on the boat, one on the dock

The delusion of stability, an instant before everything goes to hell.
The deal was set, he'd committed to buy, still not sure when his financing would be approved, but hey, if you have one foot on the boat, one on the dock, what can go wrong?

Spock on the Dock 

When a government employee has sexual intercorse at the office. This term is primarily used around the DTRA.
My girlfriend and I went Spock on the Dock this weekend when we were feeling a little frisky! I wouldn't touch the desk if I were you...
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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