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doaner boner by hockey muslim May 24, 2012
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Doner Boner
When you have a hard-on (big craving) for some Doner, which is a dinner of juicy, crispy shavings of chicken and beef atop a bed of rice, greek style potatoes and salad topped with creamy white garlic sauce and fiery red hot sauce. Sorta like a shawarma dinner plate.
Doner Boner by Goatsie April 26, 2010
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Boner downer
A boner downer is a term which is used to express not only the frustration of being turned off, but also the actuality of losing a boner. A boner downer may occur when something someone says turns your boner or any potential boner limp instantly.
Guy 1: Man you should have been in the child development studies class yesterday! There was this smokin' hot babe in tight yoga pants and you could see right through them!
Guy 2: Shit I can't believe I missed that, I slept through my alarm.
Guy 1: Yeah she was so hot...but then the speaker started talking about teen pregnancy and it was a total boner downer!
Guy 2: Shit I can't believe I missed that, I slept through my alarm.
Guy 1: Yeah she was so hot...but then the speaker started talking about teen pregnancy and it was a total boner downer!
Boner downer by bobby_915 February 20, 2011
Boner Doner
"Well, I think boner is another word for mistake, like 'I made a big boner in math class' so maybe Boner Doner means 'I make mistakes'" - Hubie's Mom
"Alright, I realize I might have gone too far for your teenage mental capacity, and that is a boner on my part."
"Alright, I realize I might have gone too far for your teenage mental capacity, and that is a boner on my part."
Boner Doner by mrsdubois October 5, 2020
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boner doner by MicahG5 September 15, 2004
Boner Doner
John: Dude, since Cindy left last week, I haven't had a good, explosive hard-on.
Joe: I got you covered dude. Have these tapes. They're pretty spicy. They show Jenna Jameson sitting on a dick then standing up, over and over, very rapidly.
John: Awesome. Thanks for the boner doner dude.
Joe: I got you covered dude. Have these tapes. They're pretty spicy. They show Jenna Jameson sitting on a dick then standing up, over and over, very rapidly.
John: Awesome. Thanks for the boner doner dude.
Boner Doner by rogerthewhale January 15, 2011
Boner Doner
Boner Doner by repukus October 7, 2011
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