doaner boner

When you begin to get a massive erection due to watching Shane Doan kick ass!

Person 1: Wow, did you see Doan score that goal!
Person 2: Ya, gave me a massive doaner boner....

doaner boner by hockey muslim May 24, 2012

Doner Boner 

When you have a hard-on (big craving) for some Doner, which is a dinner of juicy, crispy shavings of chicken and beef atop a bed of rice, greek style potatoes and salad topped with creamy white garlic sauce and fiery red hot sauce. Sorta like a shawarma dinner plate.

"Oh man I haven't had doner for months, I have a huge doner boner!"

Doner Boner by Goatsie April 26, 2010

Boner downer 

A boner downer is a term which is used to express not only the frustration of being turned off, but also the actuality of losing a boner. A boner downer may occur when something someone says turns your boner or any potential boner limp instantly.

Guy 1: Man you should have been in the child development studies class yesterday! There was this smokin' hot babe in tight yoga pants and you could see right through them!

Guy 2: Shit I can't believe I missed that, I slept through my alarm.

Guy 1: Yeah she was so hot...but then the speaker started talking about teen pregnancy and it was a total boner downer!

Boner downer by bobby_915 February 20, 2011

Boner Doner 

n. mistake donation

"Well, I think boner is another word for mistake, like 'I made a big boner in math class' so maybe Boner Doner means 'I make mistakes'" - Hubie's Mom

"Alright, I realize I might have gone too far for your teenage mental capacity, and that is a boner on my part."

Boner Doner by mrsdubois October 5, 2020

boner doner 

when a girl wants you to give her your man meat.

Dude, Julie is totally hot, and I think she wants me to be her boner doner.

boner doner by MicahG5 September 15, 2004

Boner Doner 

A collection of porn that one lends to another.

John: Dude, since Cindy left last week, I haven't had a good, explosive hard-on.

Joe: I got you covered dude. Have these tapes. They're pretty spicy. They show Jenna Jameson sitting on a dick then standing up, over and over, very rapidly.

John: Awesome. Thanks for the boner doner dude.

Boner Doner by rogerthewhale January 15, 2011

Boner Doner 

The hottest girl who makes men hard

"Did you see Katie last night?"
"Yeah dude she's such a boner doner!"

Boner Doner by repukus October 7, 2011