ditty dong 

A short, simple dong.

Mark dropped his pants and the doctor couldn’t help but laugh at his ditty dong.

ditty dong by Timinatron December 5, 2017

Dirty Dong David 

(noun) (verb)

The act of performing a circumcision on a Jew while shoving the ingredients of Black Tar Heroin into his anus.

Friend: Where have you been?
Me: Oh just doing Dirty Dong David on that grandma next door
Friend: Oh ok

Dirty Dong David by potatosupremxcy February 16, 2023

Dirty Dong 

A penis that is dirty, or a person being an idiot.

"What the fuck you just cut me off you dirty dong!"

" Oh hell naw you fucked him, he got a dirty dong"

Dirty Dong by TweezymyneeZy June 18, 2013

Dirty dong byczek 

A bisexual man with an unclean penis.

did you see Dirty Dong Byczek? He took on the Italian stallion.

Dirty dong byczek by Heroman16 January 4, 2017

Dirty Dong

It’s when the care taker of an old persons home farts on an especially 80 year old grandfather, while master baiting into his cum sock. And shitting into your shit drawer.

My grandfather was just dirty dong’ed

Dirty Dong by UnclesDirtyToes November 4, 2025

dirty dongle 

When every aspect of a person - from their toes to their accoutrements - is a complete disaster.

That girl is a straight-up dirty dongle.

dirty dongle by Noodnoodle February 14, 2017