ditchable 

Someone you can dump over

Do I look like ditchable prom-date to you?
No, Bobby, of course not.

ditchable by Bullm September 7, 2020

Ditchable Prom date 

That’s what Bobby Singer (Supernatural) isn’t.

You can say it if somebody didn’t show up to an appointment you made.

It means that someone just purposely didn’t show up.

For Supernatural Fans it will always be funny if they hear someone saying that.

Bobby: "Do I look like a ditchable Prom date to you?"

Person xy: "I’m not a ditchable prom date"

Ditchable Prom date by baby_satan67 April 15, 2020

Detachable Penis 

A song about a dildo by King Missle.
It doesn't even rhyme, it's just a guy telling a whole story about losing and finding his "detachable penis" with people chanting "detachable penis" in the background.

If you don't believe me just look at these lyrics.

Sometimes people tell me to get it permanently attached, but, I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass... I like having a detachable penis.

Detachable Penis by Tikibarberfan March 1, 2010

pitchables 

Any amount of money or weed that will assist in the purchase or increase in size of a bag of weed.

Hey man let's get high tonight. We're a few bucks short of an eigth though, got any pitchables?

pitchables by Skerks May 9, 2009

detachable penis 

<noun>

1. A sexual act; only able to be performed in total darkness.
The male penetrates the female's vagina with an object that resembles a penis (dildo, cucumber, banana, etc.); while doing so, the male makes loud and convincing "grunts" and "moans."
Within minutes, the male then suddenly falls out of the bed and "screams," leaving the penis-like object inside of the female.
When performed correctly, the female will panic, scream, and in some occasions faint, thinking the male's penis has "fallen off."

2. A male who has leprosy, and whose penis can literally detach.

1. "No, Cherise didn't get beat up last night. Clint just pulled the detachable penis on her, and she fainted right into the headboard."

2. "Jesus Christ!" <runs from the bedroom>

detachable penis by Clint & Cherise November 3, 2005

Dickable 

Remember those good times at home in the 1800's, back when you and the neighbourhood rowdies would romp around, kickin' an old piece of rope. And then Mom would call you inside, where you'd all gather round the dining room table, while she served up a steamin' hot plate of Dr. Tran's Old Fashioned Peppermint Dickables.

A Dickable is a Dr.Tran patented treat that has kept the same quality that you and I have come to expect.

"Did you get a taste of those Dr. Samuel Tran's Corn Fed Wood Fired Dickables?"

"Hey...my dog doesn't Hev any Melk in his Pellowcase..."

Dickable by PAWUM October 20, 2009

dutchable 

Having enough weed to roll a dutch (aka) a blunt

Yea i think that gram is "dutchable"

dutchable by thugshay May 21, 2007