distracticunt 

When someone has a large quantity of work or an important task to do and someone decideds to start bothering you they are being a distracticunt. The male version being a distracticock. Inspired by Cydney, coined by Leslie.

"Get the fuck out of my room you whorey, diseased distracticunt"

distracticunt by Mo November 20, 2004

distracticon 

a colleague who transforms from a hard-working, concientious individual into a web-surfing, joke-emailing, prank-pulling, clock-watcher in the last hour of the working day.
transformations often occur earlier on fridays or on any day the distracticon knows they won't be in the following day.

also applies to family/friends/partners when something of interest enters their circle of awareness, resulting in vacant looks later when reminded of what they'd promised earlier (whilst distracted)

1. that bobs a great worker. except on friday afternoons when he turns into a distracticon.

2. pete didn't show up to help in the garden. i think he was in distracticon mode when he promised to cos the football was on the tv.

distracticon by Fo0LeD March 25, 2008

distracticating 

The cross between being distracted and masturbating

When your mother walks in while you are masturbating. Mom get out you are distracticating me

distracticating by dsst January 20, 2014

distractimenting 

the demented act of distracting someond

“liv stop distractimenting me!”

distractimenting by livandconnor August 22, 2018

distracticon 

A play on the word, Decepticon from Transformers:
(n.) a person that continually interferes, interrupts, or distracts one from achieving their intended goal(s).

Every hour that "distracticon" calls me to borrow something; it's no wonder I can't get anything done.
He's friends with all his exes, but until those "distracticons" stop calling, he'll never meet anyone new.

distracticon by Amorgansac June 24, 2021