Someone who is already in a relationship and is not eligible to hookup with or get with you and/or them.
Jason: Is your ex texting you again? I guess he's already heard that you broke up with your boyfriend.
Charmaine: I think he's trying to get drafted during Transfer Season. For some reason he's ignoring the Already Taken Disqualification.
Jason: That guy's got a bad case of CharMania. I could see him wearing a t-shirt with your face on it!
deprivation of the right to win or participate because of violation of rules, etc.
dumbass: i got a disqualification for the darwin awards because i didn't die. i should have got one for rendering myself unable to reproduce and pass on my genes, though.
non-dumbass: HOW FUCKING PATHETIC DO YOU HAVE TO BE THAT YOU GET DISQUALIFIED FOR A DARWIN AWARD?
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).