disposed of 

a maniac's friendly way of refering to murdering someone

Kid: Where did mommy go?
Santa: I disposed of her.

disposed of by shrw October 29, 2007

spoon and dispose

adjective - relating to chinese buffets, the term used to describe the technique of covering up for crabbing. as the term suggests, this often involves spooning the evidence and disposing it in a subtle way so as to avoid the crabbing charge and the wrath of the management.

"if u don't spoon and dispose, we're gonna get chucked out!"
"if u pull of this spoon and dispose ur getting major lad points"

spoon and dispose by buffetman March 2, 2009

spoon and dispose

The skill of binning unwelcome cutlery - a common practice in Cambridge where the phrase originated.

Don't lend the princess any of your cutlery, she'll only spoon and dispose it.

spoon and dispose by Dave (I love Bex) March 9, 2009

dispose 

to fire AND murder someone.

Where's Adam?

He was disposed.

Really?

Yeah, they just found his body with his pink slip in his pocket.

dispose by 606A January 20, 2011

disposer 

Something that is a vessel for liquids

The Hotel room has disposers in the shower with shampoo instead of little bottles

disposer by Davo1976 December 12, 2016

Dispose of a corpse 

A bowel movement

"Sarah, I have to "dispose of a corpse", says Greg. "Go upstairs", says Sarah

Dispose of a corpse by Deejaywhitenoise September 29, 2023