disordinated 

Misshapen, out of place, bizarre and random.

You're so disordinated.

disordinated by Mouse1012 January 2, 2015

Discoordinated

Not in line with another person or object. Not with it. Having your mind in another place. Off track. Not feeling the "vibe". Loosely associated with the outside world. Not in sync.

If two people are trying to open a beer, one holding the bottle and the other with the opener. The one with opener was so discoordinated that he could not open the bottle. In his discoordinated state he failed to collaborate with the other individual to open the bottle. Thus, he is discoordenated.

Discoordinated by SamDam802 May 14, 2012

Disorganated

A feeling of absolute disorganisation and disorientation to the point where a new word is evented because all else in the world is strange and confusing. Usually brought about by a tremendous wine related hangover

Fiona: Come on Benson let's do your poo's
Benson: woof woof I'm not ready for poo's I shall explore the quarry some more
Fiona: fml i'm so f**king disorganated right now
Benson: woof woof

Disorganated by Mr.Wordy McWordword September 6, 2014

disorienated 

It’s kinda the same as “disorientated” but “disorienated” it is when you fuck your self (or someone absolutely smashes you) until the point when everything you see looks like it has a dildo on it.

Wow dude, I got soooo disorienated last night.

disorienated by Trythatass6479 February 17, 2018