disfugulated 

When you are distracted from a game of chess against an Indian or Brazilian (which are the same), causing you to lose the game and later play BTD Battles with a friend.

I became disfugulated when my friend started talking about ramen.

disfugulated by cmdtan January 5, 2021

disfuckulated 

When there is a position where a person is completely fucked because of a gnarly situation

I am so disfuckulated

disfuckulated by Sam Neil June 10, 2014

Disquagulated 

Being very very confused; lost; no sense of direction

"That test had me all disquagulated"

Disquagulated by skyzthelimit April 26, 2009

distubulated 

A extreme feeling of disgust or anger

Bob: IM DISTUBULATED
Jim: why?

Bob: THEY DRANK MY PISS

distubulated by Blackidak August 17, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019