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diseaseled 

To become sick through the illness of another.
Person 1: Whats wrong mate?

Person 2: Feeling sick, i think ive been diseaseled by Vinh in I.T.
diseaseled by gwapsejnr June 21, 2011
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diseasel 

A taunt used against diesel engines in Thomas the Tank Engine, the greatest stories and Tv shows ever written. It is perfectly applicable to other diesel things... diesel cars, diesel trucks, Vin Diesel, etc...
Diesel diseasel!
diseasel by tom1246 May 21, 2009
(verb) To unknowingly add grain alcohol to someones beverage; in spite, revenge or as a gag.
"Meredith ordered a drink at the bar, but after failing to tip the bartender, he dieseled her drink when she wasn't looking"

"Zach was getting on the bartenders nerves and on the verge of getting kicked out, so Austin dieseled him to finish him off and called in the bouncer"

Eric: "Why is Ryan puking inside that washing machine?"
Gordon: "Because we dieseled all of his shots the entire night."
Eric: "WOW, He is super blacked out."
dieseled by Mr. Pink Cadillac October 23, 2011

Diseased Greens

a female with a hairy bush, with the clap or any other STD.
I went to lick the bald man in the canoe, until i saw the bitch had diseased greens.
Diseased Greens by TLT INC. May 5, 2007

diseased prick

1. abusive term used to describe a cocksucking, good-for-
nothing piece of shit

2. a person who is beyond a prick

3. the most infectious and rotten of all human males
You go to hell and die you diseased prick!

That guy is a fucking diseased prick
diseased prick by Potsie03 August 9, 2006

diseased 

See Paris Hilton.
You see the new diseased video?
Yeah, what bitch picks up her phone in the middle of giving head?
diseased by iraqigangsta March 13, 2008

Turbo-Dieseled 

Getting with / making out with a fat or ugly person .A branch off dieseled but much more extreme and when sober.
Man i just got turbo-dieseled by that chick
Turbo-Dieseled by Finbar g April 15, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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