diseasel 

A taunt used against diesel engines in Thomas the Tank Engine, the greatest stories and Tv shows ever written. It is perfectly applicable to other diesel things... diesel cars, diesel trucks, Vin Diesel, etc...

Diesel diseasel!

diseasel by tom1246 May 21, 2009

Star Tear Disease 

The Star Tear disease is a fictional illness similar and inspired to the Hanahaki disease.

It's not deadly but cannot be cured.
It was created from

The illness born from subjects of unrequited love in which the patient start to cry coloured tears similar to stars; hence the name. Along with the coloured tears, often there is a crystalline sound or similar noises when a tear shatters on a solid plan.

The disease affects the victim eyes, making them turn color blind and, in rare cases, make the victim lose sight.

The illness would disappear if the victim get their feeling required romantically and not in matter of friendship. Although the damages already done won't disappear.

As the tears rolled down his cheeks, colored with every possible shade he had ever saw, sliding down along with that clear and crystalline twinkling.

He wanted it to stop, he didn’t wanted to cry anymore yet he wanted it to continue. he couldn’t completely hate the tears falling down his eyes, so shiny and colorful, reminding him of the stars.
Because, even if they would have made him blind, it would remind him of her. And, that was the curse of the Star Tear disease.

Star Tear Disease by Frisk6606 August 4, 2020

Hanahaki Disease 

The Hanahaki Disease is an illness born from unrequited love, where the patient’s throat will fill up with flower, they will then proceed to throw, and cough up the petals, (sometimes even the flowers). One of the only ways for the disease to ‘disappear’ is if, the said person returns the feeling (it can’t be resolved with friendship, it has to be genuine feelings of love). The infection can also be removed through surgery, though the feelings disappear along with the petals. If they choose nether options, or the feeling is not returned in time, then the patient’s lungs will fill up with flowers, and will eventually suffocate.
There is no specific flower for the disease, but it’ll either be the crushes favourite type of flower, or their favourite colour. We can only hope for the patients, and pray that the crushes favourite flower isn’t a type of rose.

(The length of the disease varies with each person. But on an average, it will last up to 2 or 3 mouths, but sometime it’ll only last, a couple weeks).

~~~Example~~~
The sight was sickening, the body lay limp on the carpet. stained petals, and flowers surrounding them, swirling in a pool of their own blood. I took a deep breath. Then turned to the rest of the group, keeping my head low. 'Who said love couldn't kill?' I let out a low laugh.

"Darn you, Hanahaki Disease," I curse under my breath. Tears threatening to fall.

Hanahaki Disease by Friggin_Author_Chan November 12, 2018

im going to fucking die disease 

Tummy hurt a bit too much for a bit too long

if you are experiencing these symptoms of “Im going to fucking die disease”, the only solution is mommy hugs/Gf kisses/ cuddles with the boys

im going to fucking die disease by SerratedBaguette June 2, 2020

frank ocean disease 

When an artist (usually music) says that they're about to release new content but never do.

Person 1: Hey, when is (insert artist name here) dropping their new album? It was suppose to drop today.

Person 2: Who knows. They probably caught Frank Ocean disease.

frank ocean disease by AggyAF April 27, 2016

Star Tears Disease

Like Hanahaki disease, the cause of Star Tears (星涙病) is a situation of unrequited love by the person you love.

When a person cries star tears, a sound accompanies it. (What sound this is happening to be unspecified. Twinkling, or jingling sound,... etc....). If the symptoms are severe/the person has a serious case of the star tear disease, their photoreceptors cease to function and they go color blind. In rare cases, they may also suffer memory loss.

The star tears have color and shine/twinkle when they fall. (Perhaps the eventual color-blindness is because the star tears have color when shed.)

The way to heal from star tear disease, or at least to stop it, is naturally to have your feelings returned and be with the one you love.

Translator: @rchimedesu (Twitter)

Her vision turned blurry due to the flowing tears. Many colorful stars, accompanied by a twinkling sound, started to fall out of her eyes.

"Star tears disease huh?"

Her distant gaze shifted away from the stars that were piling up in the palm of her hands, her lips parted:

"So... this is the price of loving you."

Star Tears Disease by Schordinger1314 July 4, 2020

Skull Trooper Disease 

A disease also known as ligma, that is proven to be fatal. The easiest way to treat it is by taking probiotics daily and flicking the bean to lightning mcqueen. If you have skull trooper disease, you may be entitled to financial compensation in the form of v-bucks.

Hey did you hear Bill got Skull Trooper Disease

Skull Trooper Disease by Seniór Logical February 4, 2022