Having sex with 2 men and a midget whilst looking at a picture of George Washington. All of this has to be done whilst wearing a furry but plug. Before ejaculating, one has to defecate into the mouth of the attending midget. The pleasure of the butt plug leaving your ass should make you cum, now you have to cum into the eyes of the 2 men attending.
My uncle said I had to relax for a bit. He suggested I try the dirty yannic.
Dirty Yannik. Still waters run extremely deep. And so does Yannik definitely do.
Even if he's a extremely lovable person, he knows his needs and desires.
And it doesn't matter where and when he is being satisfied.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)