dirty melis

when your partner masturbates to a cow photo next to you and collects the semen/cum for later use in your milk.

Yesterday my bf made me a nice glass of dirty melis

dirty melis by bluelizzard September 2, 2021

Dirty Melissa

When a friend comes out of the room after having sex, takes the condom off, and slaps you square in the face with it.

I cant believe Chris gave me a dirty melissa yesterday!

Dirty Melissa by Drtrucks11 May 28, 2019

dirty melissa

When a girl is beating you off with a ridiculous amount of vaseline in the back of a taxi. Then gives you a blow job while the gobs of vaseline run over her lips and face.

Aye you skeeeeyuuuu that bitch gave me a dirty melissa after the bar last night, her name wasn't even melissa.

dirty melissa by DocMc November 8, 2015

Dirty Melisa

When you’re so deep in her anal hole that she defecates all over your schlong and you pull out shove it in her mouth and yell out “hi ho silver, yummy bummy in your tummy”

That Dirty Melisa tasted like last night’s chunky bolognese it made me crave spaghetti again

Dirty Melisa by Itsrealcaussisaidso April 7, 2023

Dirty Melissa

Dirty mouth

Why you got such a dirty Melissa

Dirty Melissa by Mind dirty April 3, 2020

Dirty melissa

When a girl get super drunk and try’s to go down in her best friend then pees the bed!

How was your girls night last weekend? It was great until my best friend pulled a dirty melissa on me!

Dirty melissa by Dirty chia April 15, 2020

Dirty Melisse 

When a friend comes out of the room after having sex, takes the condom off, and slaps you square in the face with it.

I can’t believe Nick gave me a Dirty Melisse after hooking up with Ashley yesterday!

Dirty Melisse by Hahatoogood May 6, 2020