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When you are absolutely wrong about a statement that you catch yourself making.
Chick-fil-A should be open, let's go!
Oh wait, no that's a dirty lie it's Sunday.
dirty lie by Erindabaron March 8, 2018
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Dirty Liesl 

Dirty Liesl " The act of shitting into a condom, freezing it and sticking it up Abdullahs arsehole.
Abdullah wanted a Rim job but she gave him a dirty Liesl instead"
Dirty Liesl by Babyboo913 November 27, 2019

Dirty Liezl 

A dirty Liezl is one of Hells most evil Archdemons. Therefore the term is used to describe someone who is an obese, stupid, fat, ugly, dumb, cunt. A Dirty Liezl can also refer to a virgin being sacrificed to a dog.
Sarah: “omg she’s such a dirty Liezl”
Ben: “damn she must be a mega cunt”
Dirty Liezl by liezlhater666 April 18, 2020

Dirty lieve 

When a girl bites your dick while sucking it, but she thinks you like it, because you let a high pitched noise out, so she keeps on doing it.
the chick who sucked me yesterday pulled a dirty lieve on me. I had to go to the hospital.

Dirty lieschen 

Someone who likes putting peanut butter on the vagina and let's the dog lick het vagina clean.
My one friend likes doing the dirty lieschen with her german shepherd.
Dirty lieschen by Mooooona123 July 22, 2023

lieing dirty whore

Skaink, skainkaroo, whorelaslut, a heartless girlfriend, a lieing cheating deceiving manipulating theif of a man's heart.
Bob: hey hey dick saw your girl last night she's a busy girl.
Dick: honey where did you go last night
Lieing dirty whore: no where just to dreamland thinking of you.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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