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A dirty Kelvin is when you whip out your enormous penis and bitch slap hoes with that huge pipe.

“Omg I just got a dirty kelvin, my teeth almost got knocked to the back of my throat”

dirty kelvin by Yellow raccoon February 26, 2022

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Dirty Kevin

one of the hottest men from camp camp hes so attractive like wowza

I love Dirty Kevin, he’s so hot.

Dirty Kevin by davidthetreeboy June 21, 2021

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dirty kevin

the act of being tea-bagged by a group of blind, unshowered black men.

a dirty kevin is like a shitload of foul smelling bats flying into your face.

dirty kevin by cockpit August 7, 2008

dirty kevin costner

the act of forcibly submerging a sexual partner's head in a used public toilet and using a billy club to ensure they can't come up for air whilst violently reaming them up the pooper.

See "No Way Out" or the Director's Cut of "Field of Dreams" to see a dirty kevin costner in action

dirty kevin costner by Jon March June 13, 2006

Dirty Kevin

A dirty Kevin is used to describe an overly confident male who possess crusty lips. Although he may be decent looking at first, one look at his lips and his hopes for success are gone

“That guys an utter dirty Kevin”

Dirty Kevin by Ddogmyster April 28, 2020

Dirty Kevin

The act of one female jacking a man off with her feet

A girl with giant monkey feet jacking a man off. Using her feet to perform a Dirty Kevin

Dirty Kevin by The royal Gorge September 15, 2022

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NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026